Seumas Santoro

Brilliant Ideas Go Bad Only to Redeem Themselves Completely

seumassantoro — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:37:42 +0000

You know when you have a great idea and you think it’s brilliant? Well I had one of those moments a few weekends ago. A friend of mine but together a benefit bike ride for the Alzheimers Association. Well I got this great idea that
I would do it on my big wheel, it would be so funny. Well, it was all fun, I got to the 6 mile mark and felt great so I made the decision to go for the 14 mile loop. About a mile past that point the fun started to rub off and I realized what happens when you take a brilliant idea a bit to far and it spirals in to a nightmare. I couldn’t stop as I knew if I did my legs would cramp up and I would never make it back to Hermosa Pier and I was in Marina Del Ray at this point. So I just pushed on. I actually got a hand cramp from giving people a thumbs up to people rooting me on. Well about two miles from the finish i noticed I had a cracked back tire, damn plastic tires, so I leaned my weight to the opposite wheel and limped her back. About a mile from the finish my legs couldn’t take it anymore and went into uncontrollable cramps and I had to jump of the cycle. So I’m laying on the road with my legs cramped up and I can’t get up. About 3 minutes later my legs unlock and I slowly get to my feet. Right about then some of the other riders in the ride stop and suggest we go get a beer at the bar across the street and get rehidrated. So off we went and you know what that’s when the brilliance was quickly redeemed.

Monkey Biz

seumassantoro — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:36:26 +0000

Monkey biz

I find this more entertaining than Leno’s new show., Is this the evidence that a monkey can do our job’s? I’ll tell you what

Excited Youth, Harsh Lesson

seumassantoro — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:42:35 +0000

Excited Youth, Harsh Lesson

you grab your new board and you start your ascent and the visions of this moment you had all winter run thru your head and blamo before you get started you get a quick lesson in friction., You know when it’s that first hot day of spring and your headed down to the beach for the first time of the year. You get there and all you want to do is hit the water

Ouch and she doesn’t even care….

seumassantoro — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:31:51 +0000

Bitches

Right when you think she can’t back you any further in to a corner, Zap your balls are shocked….

Glad to be a F…..

seumassantoro — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 06:37:36 +0000

Remember when you were so young and all the world seem to hand you was a world that all it’s intention was to occupy you. As fucked up as that world was, it inspired me. It left me with this moment of time that has seemed to escaped me now days. That moment where you left what you were surrounded in and suddenly you were where ever you wanted to be or where ever your last thought left you. I remember five minutes of reality turning into what seemed like a lifetime of the best shit that oozed out of my mind. One minute I might be getting in trouble with my teacher and it would end with me getting the best barrel of my life in a Santa suit with a giant boobley head that gave you that feeling that any moment it might get caught by the lip and go down but alway’s ended up with the hot girl winking at you. That’s when I I reallized, I can live in their world of bullshit or make my own reallity of bullshit within their reallity bullshit and make them all envious and happy for my outlook. That’s when I starting getting good grades, when teachers realized my imagination was not contained within their text. In a way I think I sparked something within themselves. Life is inspiration and inspiration comes from those things in life you despise the most some times. That’s what it is, I am only going to become what I hate…bored…. Boredem is my destiny!!!!!Nah, fuck that, never curb your mind. Say what you know, say what you feel, get fired, get ostracized, get a F… Goood shit appreciates good shit…. No matter what grade you get……………………. AAF…..Alway’s A F…..

WTF is God Thinking?

seumassantoro — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:45:38 +0000

Really, to watch all the great people I have in my life passaway makes me wonder what the hell God is thinking or what the hell am I thinking that there is a God with a plan. Why do I, time and time again, see greatly talented and wonderful people loose their life and people like child molesters and rapist’s endure. It’s just not natural, I mean in nature the strong and smart survive and the weak and fragile fall by the waste side, but with humanity that doesn’t seem to be the case as I have witnessed too many times. Is it some crazy irony that some great creator or nature built in the great plan to confuse us and keep us on our toes? Is it those that are strong and talented tend to walk this fine line we call life? Or is the “afterlife” really a better place and these great people just get the invite early? I mean when I think of all the great people I know who have lost their life early, I think of them going to a better place, is this just my way of just comforting my pain? Maybe it’s just lifes way of making us use our memories because if I have all the remaining memories of the friends I’ve lost are they really dead or just in a place I can’t hug them? I’ve always been one to convince myself when I’ve lost someone close to me that if I don’t forget them and I remember them in those great moment’s of my life then their really not dead just in a place I can see them. Even though that is a convenient way of taking the pain away, it still hurts my heart every time I get that news that another one of my soldiers has passed.

Breaking News….

seumassantoro — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:06:26 +0000

Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayze’s funeral to let everyone know Michael Jackson’s death was way better…. Douche Bag….. Like anyone gives a shit what he has to say…. I wonder if he realizes that his fan base isn’t as dark as he is??? And Tayor Swift could be any honky’s kid sister!!!! I smell a harsh slow down in someone’s future….